I just hooked up with one of my old fishing buddies and it was one of the best reunions that I have ever had and I was so pleased to have seen my friend Jimmy again! I ran into Jimmy at the vitamin shop with his new wife that I had never met before and quite frankly didn't even know existed! We both bought fish oil which tickle the hell out of both of us because we are both so hard core into the omega 3 benefits of these vitamins. Maybe we will go fishing again sometime real soon! Hell he was always a better fisherman than I, but I never let that come between us.

Hopefully you feel like this is funny:

Hey, my name is flash “magic” lane, you might remember me from your sexy dreams and how to find people so important you want to talk to them. That’s right! Good guess, the very first party recorded was started right here in my pants, it was a pants party and you were invited but you couldn’t come. It’s such an honor... for you to meet me I’m sure. Listen, I like to keep things real simple, (Pour water from a jar nowhere near the cup I am holding in my other hand) I like to wake up every morning, look at a picture of my likeness, and breath cinnamon wishes just like you do. I have dreams... of race cars and dragons with fire in place of breath and semen. Ladies? Hyperbole is a friend of mine, I know her well. What came first Lane, you ask? (Do a really weak dive roll) I was birthed before my own mother. Explain that! I dare you. (Dive roll to another position, and fill another cup of water like before) I just want to be myself and raise my Hebrews, it’s a type of dog its not racist. In the end I just want to go to a place where Sept. is just February, and there is a misplaced r... in February.

My sister plays some pretty good ball. She's been training for the US team since she was 10.  She exercises at 7:30 every morning. She has a master formula shake after breakfast and then runs 5 miles with a soccer ball in front of her. When she gets back, she takes shots at the goal she built in the back yard. She pays our cousin Tommy to play goalie every day. He doesn't need a paper route. She has him on salary. Dinner is comprised mainly of veggies and the best mutlivitamins she can find. All in all, she is a machine. She just plays soccer all day. I'm envious, but personally, I think thats just too much running.